What’s with kids this week? The report of two young louts (ages 18 and 16) drinking vodka and smoking marijuana on the bike path at MacArthur proved true. Officers could detect the odors of each substance while advancing on the fellows for a brief chat. They denied any such consumption, and any knowledge of a backpack on a nearby bench. But wait, it belongs to a cousin. Never mind, it’s mine, admitted one of the young men, who gave permission to examine its interior. Found: a half-empty bottle of vanilla vodka, a bong and an empty canister with smelly weed residue. Citations for violating the social host ordinance, as by now you well know, were forthcoming.