Bought milk

Shoplifting incident at Whole Foods. A woman, 68, selected $28.33 worth of various medicinal products and stashed them into her purse. She then purchased a quart of milk by traditional means, and exited the store. Unfortunately for her, the sad debacle was observed by store security officers, who escorted her back inside. She told police the meds were for the flu and that overall, the pinch “was no big deal. I have no record.” Cited and released, she does now.

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